Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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