I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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