You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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