Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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