I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I have fence marks all over my body
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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