I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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