What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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