It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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