Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I have aggressive nipples.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
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