ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
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