jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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