i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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