All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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