It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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