Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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