My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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