Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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