I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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