Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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