just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Alive.
So much puke
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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