I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Barsexuality is the new black.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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