Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I wish there were birth control emojis
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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