he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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