Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Still dying that you shit outside
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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