Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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