You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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