Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
i out mim tonsoeep
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