if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
He's a Shit stain on my heart
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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