If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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