i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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