Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Randomize
