Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
either way he was missing a nipple.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Randomize
