just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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