i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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