question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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