wanna go halves on a baby?
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Randomize
