All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
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