So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
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