Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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