I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
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