im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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