I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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