More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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