I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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