But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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