i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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