I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Randomize
