i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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