We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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