if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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